Saturday, August 27, 2011

The Terminator (1984)

Terminator Poster  I'm not talking about Terminator 2, which seems to be more 'popular.' Whenever I ask people why they liked it even more than the original, they always say it's because of all the amazing special effects. Special effects. Not the story, not the acting, but what they were able to do with computers.

A far superior movie is the original.

You probably know the basic story, since this movie has spawned 3 sequels as well as a TV series: in the future, an military artificial intelligence called Skynet causes a nuclear war, which kills most of mankind. Those who survive are hunted down and exterminated by 'cybernetic organisos,' sophisticated androids that look and smell human (except to dogs). One man rises to lead mankind to take back the planet: John Conner. He was so successful in this rebellion that ultimately Skynet was on the verge of defeat, its defense grid destroyed. In a last ditch effort, Skynet resorted to the one weapon it had left: sending a terminator back in time to blot out the problem before it even gets started.

The_Terminator_(1984)-image-496513aThis leads to a naked Arnold Schwarzenegger, in all of his Mr. Universal flexing glory, walking up to a group of punks and demanding, "Your clothes. Give them to me. Now." It's kinda awesome when he flings the 'Punk Leader' (Bill Paxton, center, who has been in several Cameron films) into that wall or when he marches into that bar to steal a page from the phone book. It's only after he knocks on a random woman's door and coldly shoves his way into her house to shoot her dead (after simply asking "Sarah Connor?") that we get how hard core and cold this person is. At this point we don't even know who (or what) he is, just that he is a cold blooded killer.

Monday, August 15, 2011

A Trailer for Every Academy Award Winning Movie Ever

For all of you out there who love movies, I thought you might enjoy this clever 'trailer.'

Thursday, August 11, 2011

A Quote From Bette Davis

Bette Davis I get the title of my blog from the legendary Bette Davis: "I don't take the movies seriously, and anyone who does is in for a headache." I don't want to cause any headaches and I sure as heck don't want to get any, so I hope that my musings on movies help you discover some new movies to enjoy, remind you of movies that you want to watch again, and maybe warn you away from ones which should be avoided.

Everyone's tastes are different. Mine like pretty much anything, as long as it doesn't include gratuitous sex, violence, or gore; psychotic killers and other creepy things; and what I like to term as bawdy humor. And stupidity. I don't like stupidity. I don't like movies where things just conveniently happen or where we're just supposed to accept things because the screenwriters were too lazy to actually develop things. Give me something good, people!